Our venerated founder, Dr. Joman, was shown this website in a seemingly supernatural epiphany one after-noon after a four-martini lunch at a TOMA Exposition. He thinks it was in San Antonio but he has no idea what year it was. In any case, he has, over the years become the world's foremost canopy guru. (It should be pointed out that this website vision came to him before the advent of the internet.)

He is currently contemplating the founding of the college of canopy knowledge, of which he would naturally be the President. Applicants successfully completing the curriculum would earn a bachelor's degree in Canopology. When asked when the college would open, Dr. Joman replied in his customarily intense manner, "aw, as soon as I get around to it."

He hastens to confess that the "Dr." in front of his name is just an "Ornery Degree". He has been "messing" with canopies" since 1968. He offers this cryptic observation, "Joman Canopies will never be found orally evacuating the posterior mammary!"